Cool Kids

One thing hipsters are supposed to have lots of are cool, artsy friends, right? And one thing hausfraus are supposed to have lots of are couple friends.

Well, the Hipster Hausfrau has lots of cool, artsy couple friends who work together on exciting projects: see MoPa, Beejer (a better writer/editor duo I have yet to meet, and I hold out hope for a joint project one of these days), and Team Oren.

This is a still because I'm too cheap to upgrade to a video account on WordPress. Get off your lazy tushy, click the link above, and go watch it on YouTube!

Team Oren has just released the hilarious FRENTS, a polished, smart and damn funny web series that you (yes, you) should be watching, discussing and promoting.

Ben and Melissa co-wrote it, and Melissa directed it. I’m as in awe of the product as I am of their working relationship. How many of us could work from home with our partner? If they’re game, I’m going to interview them for a future post about how they make it work.

Blurry feet are a nine-month milestone. As is unbelievable cuteness.

In other project news, my child is officially (doctor agrees!) working on his two bottom teeth; you can see the little bumpies, and the pediatrician has prescribed Motrin to help with the fussing/food refusal (yes, we had one of those terrible refusing-to-eat-both-in-tears-agh!-let’s-go-to-the-doctor days yesterday, but today seems better so far). This was how my only child chose to celebrate being nine months old! But by evening he was happier (thanks again, Motrin!) and we snapped this quick phone photo.


Seven Happy Things

1. Our fancy new washing machine arrives today (could I be any more of a Hausfrau? Yes, because Herr Husband has asked me to reserve at least one load so he can take it for a spin. That sounds dirty. But it’s gonna be steam clean!)

I'm all ready for my first load!

2. Das Baby is cutting his first teeth! Yes, this leads to a lot of fussing and a return to crappy eating (or at least I hope that’s why he’s eating crappily), but I can feel the rough bumps on his gums and they’re just adorable! Herr Husband and I are practically giddy to have him reaching such a typical baby milestone.

3. The paint colors in our living room (Benjamin Moore Guilford Green) and dining room (Behr Lost Atlantis) turned out beautifully.

4. Tomorrow, cable, internet and phone will be installed at Das Haus, making it that much more livable.

5. All of the downstairs boxes are unpacked in the house, with the exception of the books. Those of you who have been to our previous homes know that the books are quite an undertaking. Those of you who know me know that I love nothing more than setting up our books. Any suggestions for organizational systems?

6. Herr Husband washed all of our stemware. All of it. We own enough stemware to open a bar. Excessive stemware is what happens when you marry your college sweetheart and you were both drunks in college. Everyone wants to get you a drinking vessel as a wedding present. Due to breakages, we now have five non-alcohol or coffee related drinking glasses. But if you want a glass of champage (flute or coupe), red wine, white wine, or a martini, you’ve come to the right place. Except for the fact that we have a baby and hate martinis.

Heck to the yeah!

7. Das Baby had his six-month infant follow-up appointment yesterday at Children’s Hospital Boston. It’s a morning of developmental tests that assess his cognitive, social, emotional, language, medical and physical development. Obvs, as a preemie, he’s at risk for all sorts of maladies, delays, and stuff. So yeah, I was really nervous. Even though he seems great to me: happy, curious, and completely adorable, I also know that these aren’t clinical terms and that I’m not actually an expert (ok, actually, I do kind of think Im an expert, but I also like external validation). It goes without saying that no matter what problems he does and may have, we love him more than anything and can care for him. But I wanted to say it anyway.

And then, YAY: At this time, they have no concerns about his cognitive or social-emotional development. His fine and gross motor skills are within the normal range (all assessments are done for his 6-month corrected age, rather than his 9-month time-on-earth age). Yes, he’s tiny, and the resulting lack of muscle mass could cause motor problems going forward. (He’s off the charts small for a 6-month old, but his head is already 9-month size, which makes him totally adorable and which means his body is doing its job of feeding his brain first).

He tests as having a mild receptive language delay, meaning he doesn’t quite respond to spoken language as he should be by this age. The questions used to assess this were: “What happens when you say ‘no’ to Das Baby?” to which Herr Husband replied, “um, she doesn’t really do that…”  I’d also point out that receptive language issues run deep in both the Husband and Hausfrau families. If you know us (I’m not naming any names here out of fear of reprisal), you know we’re not the best pack of listeners. Anyway, this means he should get speech therapy, which I’ve been jonesing for anyway, in addition to his occupational and physical therapy. I can’t wait to see what they do in baby speech. We’ve also been encouraged to start signing with him. Any of my mama/daddy friends/followers signed with their kids? What program/book did you use? When did you start?

The overall outcome of the appointment was that he’s doing great, and that we’re doing great as parents (blush…) Does this mean we’re out of the woods? No. But I think the biggest thing I’ve learned through this experience is that there is no finish line, no moment when I’m going to feel safe and secure and like we’ve made it and he’s fine. Not because of Das Baby, but because that’s how parenting works. But because there’s no magical end point out there, I can also choose to feel safe and secure and like he’s fine at any and every given moment. It’s really about me. How very zen. Or how very solipsistic (Quick Heart of Darkness shout-out to my former students (who will soon be the subject of their very own post!)–the link between Zen practice and epistemological solipsism is something we’ve talked about before, no? Ah, life and art!) So there are no woods (except for CJTW, HJTW, and MJTW). Only life.

On my way!

And today it’s a really good life! (Knock on wood/No jinxing!)


Busy busy

Yes, it’s a busy week for the Husband Hausfraus. I’ll use photos to “Tide” you over until my next post.

Yup. We've still got it.

Get it? “Tide”?

And Das Baby, sans face hardware (no, he still needs the hardware, this is just a photo of him during a brief respite).

Adorbs. Obvs. If a bit blurry.

Does Das Baby look more like Herr Husband or Hipster Hausfrau? Discuss.


Reunited…

And yes, it does feel so good.

Today, Herr Husband and I will be reunited with our worldly possessions, which have been in storage since 1) being treated with toxic, bedbug killing gas and 2) my water broke. As you may recall, we were in the process of vacating our lovely but infested Cobble Hill/BK Heights (depending on my audience at any given time) apartment when I became the PPROM queen.

It really was a lovely apartment. Until it became unbearably itchy. (L-R) Gigi, Herr Husband. Not pictured: foreknowledge of insects to come.

So I left home to go to the hospital, thinking I was just enduring another bout of pregnant lady paranoia, and never returned. Then Herr Husband (and Popsi, my father) had to hire exterminator/movers to come collect our things, poison them, and put them in storage for what turned out to be ten months.

This meant that upon hospital discharge in late October I had a random collection of outfits including summer clothes and things that fit me while I was pregnant. Stress, and then lactating, quickly got me down to a weight I hadn’t seen since a) high school and b) that time I did Weight Watchers with an undiagnosed thyroid condition and lost five pounds a week, and was all, “Weight Watchers is amazing!”

I’ve done some delightful, cheapie shopping and have managed to outfit myself with clothes and shoes quite happily during the absence of my “real” stuff. In fact, I’ve been quite surprised at how little I’ve missed any of my belongings. Maybe because I’ve been just a little busy with Das Baby, and haven’t had time to do things like, oh, peruse books on literary theory, or dig through my book research, or wash my face.

Have you read "Clever Elsie"? Check it out. That is one fabulously weird fairy tale. Quite possibly written by stoners.

Still, it’s going to be fun to see what turns up today. To drink coffee made in my French Press. To introduce Das Baby to my old children’s books that I read to him while he was in utero (however briefly), and known only as Baby Muda.

Less fun is that it will be 93 degrees today. Good thing we’re at the life stage where we pay other people to move our crap.

Because of the move, it may be a relatively slow blogging week, but upcoming topics include: the delightful reemergence of former students as fostered by this blog, the overdue post on our shabby chic NH junket, and Google+ as a techie re-imagining of middle school social hierarchies.


Sittin’ Around

Holding this head up is hard work!

Hope you find some time this weekend to sit around and enjoy the sun.

And yes, that is Das Baby sitting all by himself. Current record: 30 seconds. What a rock star!


Feed Das Baby

Parents have to feed their kids. It’s a non-negotiable responsibility, like keeping them (marginally) clean, giving them a place to live until they’re eighteen, and teaching them that Buffy the Vampire Slayer is sheer genius but Twilight is what’s wrong with America.

From March until two weeks ago, feeding Das Baby was absolute hell.

First, a brief history: Because Das Baby was born early and tiny and had massive breathing problems, he was fed by IV for the first few weeks of his life as they gradually increased his tube feedings. Babies generally develop the ability to suck, swallow and breathe around thirty-four weeks gestation, and that’s when preemies will start bottle feeding.

The first time I gave Das Baby a bottle. Also pictured, CPAP, his lifesaving and wildly uncomfortable breathing equipment.

At six weeks old, Das Baby got his first bottle. He haused it. Babies with breathing issues can have difficulty eating because they have to choose to breathe or eat. They always choose breathe. Not Das Baby. He chose eat, which to us was a sign that he was truly our child. It was also dangerous because he’d hold his breath while eating, sometimes until he passed out and turned blue. But we worked on that, and got him to drink responsibly. By the time of his discharge, he was taking half of his food by mouth and half by a naso-gastric tube, which Herr Husband and I learned to insert ourselves. Das Baby and I also also worked on nursing while in the NICU (I actually have pictures of that, too, but I won’t post them for fear of alienating my current reader(s) and drawing perverts to this blog.

At our first visit to the pulmonologist, Das Baby was put back on fortified breast milk. This means that I pump my boobs to make milk (I do not have any photos of my being milked by machine, so don’t ask) which then has formula(booo….)  added to it to raise the calorie count, so that Das Baby gets more calories per ounce of milk consumed. The pulmonologist also said that if Das Baby couldn’t come off of the tube feedings soon, he would suggest a G-tube, which is the surgically placed tube that goes straight to the tummy.

So we got Das Baby off the NG tube. Because the pulmonologist had raised the amount of oxygen Das Baby was getting, it was actually pretty easy. We then entered a brief period of feeding bliss.

Then the squirming while eating began. Das Baby would vigorously shake his head from side to side while being offered the bottle, as if to say, no, no, no f-ing way! Unfortunately, oral aversion in preemies is common, especially if they’ve had breathing apparatus for an extended time (like their whole lives). So we called the pediatrician, who said that it was normal preemie reflux, and that we could try meds if it got worse.  Then Das Baby wouldn’t be held while eating, so we had to start feeding him in a swing or bouncy. This was worse, so we put him on Zantac, then Prilosec. Then he started screaming and crying sometimes while eating. And sometimes gagging and projectile vomiting. Reflux, we were told. Then he started refusing some meals. Reflux, and he was still gaining weight, so we shouldn’t worry. Then his weight gain slowed. Reflux. Then stopped. Unfortunate, but reflux. Herr Husband suggested several times that we should stop the fortifier and see if that helped. But the doctors wanted him to get more calories, not fewer, and I was afraid to go against their advice. If it were the fortifier, they said, we’d see it as a lower GI problem.

You'd be crabby too if eight times a day you were being force fed a food that upset your stomach. (And yes, typing that does make me feel like a terrible mother!)

Then in early June, we finally saw the feeding specialist we’d been waiting since April to see. “Has anyone ever considered an allergy?”  We decided to try a dairy free formula for Das Baby and a dairy-free diet for me. For those of you who know me, you know there is no greater sacrifice I could make than cheese, yogurt and ice cream. This, I tell you, is a mother’s love.

It worked. He’s still not putting on weight as fast as we’d like (and is still down from a month ago), but he’s eating. Feedings take twenty-five minutes instead of an hour and twenty-five minutes. He doesn’t gag and vomit. He doesn’t cry. I don’t cry.

Seriously, it’s a miracle. I feel like I have my life back. If you had given me a choice between having him off of oxygen and having him eat better, I would have picked eat (again with the picking eating over breathing. What is it with this family?) That’s how bad it was.

Happy days are here again! Also, go Sox!

While Herr Husband might hope that the lesson here is that I should listen to him more often, I think the lesson is actually that I should listen to Das Baby. It’s not that the professionals who take care of him were wrong, but they didn’t know. They hadn’t seen him eat. So when it comes to the next issue, I’m not going to assume the professionals know because they’ve seen a thousand babies like Das Baby. Because no baby is exactly like Das Baby, and no one knows Das Baby better than I do.


Crime in My New Town

 

This post is a bit of a cheat, because I didn’t do most of the writing. It comes from the newspaper of my new hometown, and it’s from the crime section.

Some things I want you to notice:

1) The titles, which give you a clue about what is to come. I particularly like “A Failure to Communicate,” which is more short story than police incident title.

2) These events are actually connected. See if you can discern how.

3) The incredibly balanced tone of “A Failure to Communicate,” which assigns little blame to the so-called “Man from Lowell.”

4) The blotter differs from that in the town in which I grew up, in which the notes are about people who are arrested for DWB (Driving While Brown), or about people who call the police to claim something has been stolen only to discover they moved it around their house.

5) The crime in my new town is quaint, just like the town itself. (Except for the fact that people got hurt. Sorry!)

A Failure to Communicate

A 49-year-old Lowell man received a citation for failing to yield to an emergency vehicle and failure to wear a seatbelt after a miscommunication with the police on June 22 at 9:45 a.m.

A police officer stopped traffic on Central Avenue to make way for another police officer who was responding to a call with his lights and sirens activated. The Lowell man, who was driving a van, tried to swerve around the stopped traffic. The police officer tried to flag the Lowell man down, but he was looking at the driver of the stopped vehicle. When the Lowell man finally stopped, the officer yelled at him to roll down his window. He opened his door and, according to the officer, made some indistinguishable sounds. The officer asked if he could speak and the man shook his head. The officer commenced writing questions for the man, which he answered. The officer advised him that he had committed violations. In the course of the conversation, the man indicated that he was having abdominal pains, so police escorted him to Beth Israel Needham.

The image of the man grunting from abdominal pain, and therefore unable to speak, then writing notes back and forth with the officer who finally takes him to the hospital is the best. thing. ever.

Three Needham Police Officers Injured by Man Wielding a Barbecue Fork

By Scott Wachtler

Three Needham Police Officers were injured during a scuffle with a man who allegedly threatened to kill the officers with a barbeque fork.

Mardochee Chevalier was arrested Wednesday on four counts of Assault and Battery by Means of a Dangerous Weapon, including a barbecue fork, and shod foot. He was also charged with Disorderly Conduct; Resisting Arrest; Threats to Commit a Crime and Operating a Motor Vehicle with a Suspended License.

On Wednesday, June 22, 2011, at approximately 9:32 a.m., a Needham Police Officer was monitoring traffic on Great Plain Ave in front of the Needham town common when he was approached by a motorist who told him that the operator of another vehicle had exited his vehicle, leaving it abandoned in the travel lane, then running towards the hardware store on the corner.

The officer observed an individual, later identified as Chevalier, holding a steel rake over his head, about to strike the window of a stopped passenger car on Chestnut Street.

Chevalier allegedly saw the officer and dropped the rake while approaching him. He handed the officer an ID, and then pulled a large barbeque fork out of his back pocket, moving towards the officer while holding the fork in a threatening manner above his head.

The officer was able to get Chevalier to drop the weapon after repeated orders. Another officer arrived and during attempts to arrest Chevalier, he allegedly resisted by kicking the officers with his heavy work boots.  Other officers arrived to assist in handcuffing Chevalier, and eventually they were able to do so, but he continued to actively resist attempts to restrain him by allegedly kicking, punching, and spitting at the officers.

Three officers sustained injuries at the scene during the efforts to restrain Chevalier and they were treated at Beth Israel Deaconess Needham Medical Center.

Note that Chevalier was not charged with robbery or larceny, indicating that he PAID for the rake and barbecue fork which he used to attack the car and assault the officers. You should also know that he has a history of wacky weapon crime: a machete in Worcester, and a folding knife at a barbecue in Framingham (perhaps that was when he got the idea to commit his next crime by barbecue fork).

I know it’s actual legal language, but I also love the “shod foot” reference.

I don’t love that officers were injured, so I’m not mocking that. And I’m not mocking Chevalier either. Mostly because I’m afraid he’ll come after me with a pogo stick or something.

Hooray, suburban living!


New Writing Gig!

Loyal reader(s),

That’s right, the Hipster Hausfrau has a new writing job! I’m a writer for the “Haute Mama” section of Ask Miss A, an online women’s magazine. It’s notable for its refreshingly snark-free approach to online women’s writing, which means it will be a fun challenge for me!

But don’t worry, it’s advice driven writing, which means I get to boss people (and to boss a much larger audience than ever before). Those of you who in the days before Das Baby spent time with me at an event where alcohol was served know that bossing people was one of my favorite boozy activities (along with skanky dancing, talking excessively about myself, and throwing pity parties).

Yup. That’s right. I’ll be giving snark (and alcohol) free parenting advice.

You can work on digesting that while I work on my next post.

But in all seriousness, I hope you’ll check out my writing for this new venue. I’ll be writing about taking care of kids and taking care of oneself. It’s an opportunity about which I’m very excited!

Gratuitous and cute photo of Das Baby. Please don't evaluate the cleanliness of my bathroom floor.


Love is Like Oxygen

Wow, remember that song?  Well, it’s relevant because this weekend the Husband Hausfraus took a road trip to a fabulous wedding, Das Baby, oxygen and all!

But first of all, I want to cover the etymology of our name. In real life, Das Baby’s name is Das Baby Husband Hausfrau: two last names, no hyphen. It took Herr Husband and me nine years of our relationship to come to an agreement on what our children’s last name would be. We only figured it out a few months before I got pregnant.

Of course we knew that both of our names had to be represented. It should be noted that in real life, neither Herr Husband nor I have particularly attractive last names. Mine is a clunker, and his is rather silly (sorry, my love) and its first syllable rhymes with the F-word. So naturally, both names had to be bestowed upon our progeny.

The problem was, we both wanted the inside spot, because we believed that this was the name with which doubly last-named people truly identify (I had taken a survey of students, and Herr Husband had asked around at work; plus it’s the name used when alphabetizing.) So we simply couldn’t agree. It was a stalemate, and solutions such as the flipping of a coin or the competing in feats of wisdom and strength were proposed.

Until one day, I suggested the following: his name could be the first last name, but there would be no hyphen. He agreed, we shook on it, and a pact was made.

I only revealed my devious plan a few weeks later, under the influence of tasty food and tastier wine. It was (and is) my belief that with two last names and no hypen, Hausfrau looks like the real last name, whereas Husband looks like a second middle name! Hah hah! Well, the joke is on me, or really on Das Baby. He was known in the NICU as Baby Hausfrau, or, MC Hipster Hausfrau (the MC was for Male Child, but I liked to imagine it meant that I was a rapper). At the hospital where he currently sees various specialists, they run his name together as Husbandhausfrau. At the drugstore he’s Das Hausfrau. To the insurance company, he’s Das Husband Hau. It’s going to be a confusing life. And, it should be noted, his first name is trisyllabic, as is the real-life version of Hausfrau. His middle name and Husband have two syllables each (much like Baby and Husband). He’ll probably change his name to Smith when he turns eighteen.

But enough of that digression, what I wanted to discuss was our weekend AWAY. That’s right, we took the Das Baby show on the road to New Hampshire to attend the wedding of our dear friends Beejer (a Portmanfaux of their names, because mixing their actual names together was hard because of blended consonants). The wedding itself was magical, set on a beautiful, rustic New Hampshire estate. Beejer have been friends since high school, and watching them fall in love over the past few years has been amazing, culminating in a wedding during which they were both totally aglow. And man, do they know how to throw a party.

Now you can see the beauty of the setting. But you can't see the beauty of Beejer because I didn't ask their permission. So instead, you can see me, Herr Husband and Das Baby playing the key parts in the wedding. So now I've made their wedding about us, which was sort of the point of this post anyway. Sorry, guys! Congratulations!

Also magical was how easy it was to travel with Das Baby. I mean, traveling with a baby is never easy. They require more crap than God (or so the evil marketing geniuses have led us to believe–millions of babies worldwide get by with very little crap. Well, I mean, all babies create a fair amount of crap, but I’m talking about things like stroller attachments and bottle sterilizers and breast pumps and the other accoutrement that Das Baby needed for his weekend away). Then add on Das Baby’s medical crap, like cannula, face stickers and oxygen tanks (note to other parents of oxygen dependent babies; if you bring extra tanks, don’t leave them in the hot car like we did. I fear we nearly blew up the city of Keene, which would have been too bad, because it was actually quite charming).

But once we got on the road, things were surprisingly easy. We loved being in the hotel with Das Baby because we got to share a king sized bed with him (something we’ll be able to do in our new home, too, which will surely be the subject of another post).

Das Baby was incredibly good at all wedding related events. He was quiet through the ceremony, and smiley and cute during social time. The hard part was telling people they couldn’t touch him, and keeping him away from all smoke and sources of open flame: nothing ruins a wedding like an exploding baby. The other hard part was realizing that we couldn’t so much do the cavorting/engaging in dance-offs/giving unsolicited life advice to friends routine that we customarily perform at weddings. Because, you know, Das Baby needed us to do things like feed him and hold him and not let him blow an eardrum from the speakers. But it was great fun nonetheless. We loved being part of Beejer’s special day, and we caught up with lots of friends and enjoyed finally folding Das Baby into our lives a bit more after a winter of sequestration.

We even managed one dance as a family to the Duran Duran song “Rio,” which I used to sing as “Her name is Leda…” I told the lady half of Beejer I planned to make the song about Das Baby when it played at their reception, which I did. Das baby grinned and giggled throughout our dance, although I think some of the real grown-ups at the wedding might have judged our parenting, as it was like 10 at night.

Die Familie at the Wedding. Yes, that is an adorable plaid blazer Das Baby is wearing. He was the second best dressed person there, after the bride (apologies to the male half of Beejer, but come on, it's hard to compete with an ex-preemie in a plaid blazer).

This was still probably better than the judgmental looks I received from grown-ups at my own wedding for my tasteless booty dancing. Here’s to Das Baby engaging in similarly questionable activities someday, and to Beejer’s lifetime of bliss (and–why not–booty dancing too! Booty dancing for all!)


Book Review: In the Garden of Beasts by Erik Larson

First of all, for those of you who are less interested in my book reviews (CJTW, this might mean you…), fear not, this week will have a plethora of other posts on topics like: Das Baby’s first vacation, the summer of love, a furniture buying bonanza at White Home Collections in the great state of New Hampshire (live free or buy excessive quantities of cheap shabby chic vintage stuff…or both), and more!

If there’s one thing the Hipster Hausfrau reads a lot of, it’s Nazi books. Not because she’s likes Nazis (she hates them, duh), but because her book is about her grandmother’s role in the Nazi resistance. Back when she stored a lot of her books in the dining room, her guests had to look at shelf after shelf of books about concentration camps, partisan fighters, and Hitler. Certainly less appetizing than blue paint.

So when she learned that Erik Larson, of Devil in the White City fame (full disclosure: HH is probably the only person in America who hasn’t read this book) had written a book about the Dodd family in Germany during the early days of Hitler’s ascension to power, she was excited to see what the famed author had unearthed and rendered about the lives of the two Dodds in particular–Ambassador William and his daughter Martha–who had come to feel like old acquaintances whom you always enjoy bumping into at a party.  If that party were disturbingly attended by a coterie of brown-shirted thugs wearing swastikas, bad haircuts, and a loathing of Jews, socialists, and liberty.

Larson’s In the Garden of Beasts (464 pp. Crown. $26.00) is masterful, even to someone who feels like they’ve read a ton of books about this history, and it has as much to offer to someone who only knows the broad outlines of this time. It’s a sad but true reality that many people feel over-saturated with so-called Nazi books; a constant warning in my grad program was that I had to be aware of readers’ Holocaust/Nazi fatigue. Offensive, but true. Larson deftly dodges this issue by focusing his book on the early days of Hitler’s regime, and by creating compelling and balanced portraits of all of the figures. History offers us a black and white view of this era because on a grand scale, the morality (and immorality) were clear. But on an individual basis, as Ambassador Dodd discovers, “this new world…prov[ed] to be far more nuanced and complex than…expected.” Larson offers up this texture so that we can feel what it was to live in this world, the constant terror of violence, but the constant hope that things might improve, that Hitler might be checked, that his manifesto laid bare in Mein Kampf might be an exaggeration of his goals and philosophy. We know, of course, that there was no such luck, but it is a testament to Larson’s skill as a writer that he perches us on the precipice of history, hoping things might be different.

At its core, In the Garden of Beasts is the story of the somewhat frustrated career of Ambassador William Dodd, an academic, rather than the typical embassy old-boy, sent to Nazi Berlin to represent American interests. The task proves impossible, of course, but even more difficult is convincing the Americans at home of the grave danger presented by Hitler. Regarded as nebbish, embarrassingly frugal, and lacking in the necessary smooth manners of a traditional ambassador, he realizes fairly quickly the impossibility of maintaining diplomatic relations in a country where American visitors were not infrequently beaten for failing to issue the Nazi salute. But it is a slow education for Dodd, who arrives in Germany bursting with the ideals he formed as a graduate student there years prior. With painstaking and vivid detail, Larson takes us through Dodd’s transforming beliefs, from being a man who diffidently “read a brief statement that emphasized his sympathy for the people of Germany and the nation’s history and culture” to becoming “one of the few voices in the U.S. government  to warn of the true ambitions of Hitler and the dangers of America’s isolationist stance.”

The other star of the book is Martha Dodd, the Ambassador’s vivacious and frankly rather wild twenty-five year old daughter. It is Martha who really gets out into the world of Nazi Berlin, and she too, must undergo a drastic change, from believing in the Teutonic Nazi ideal to seeing their insidious truth. Among those who participate in her education are several lovers (and too much, frankly, is made of her having several lovers), among them Rudolf Diels, a surprisingly moral early Gestapo chief, and Boris Winogradov, a Soviet embassy official whom we ultimately learn is a spy. Larson’s fixation on Martha’s being “frankly sexual” is a distraction from her storyline, and is reminiscent of postwar attempts by both the Americans and Soviets to discredit women who resisted the Nazis by labeling them as sexually voracious bisexual sluts (to be blunt!).

Larson’s storytelling is richly woven with novelistic narrative details that pull us wholly into this world, as when Harvard graduate and senior Nazi official Putzi Hanfstaengl is described as having a “voice [that] stood out like thunder over rain.” Perhaps the most chilling moment in the book is when Hafstaengl introduces Martha to Hitler, in a failed attempt to engage his leader’s sexual appetite. Martha finds him “peaceful and charming,” “modest, middle class, rather dull and self-conscious–yet with this strange tenderness and appealing helplessness.” Knowing what we know, it is an unnerving exercise to try to make this image fit with the Hitler who would destroy much of Europe.

Ultimately, I recommend this book not just for its historical portraits, but for its engaging, suspenseful storytelling and nimble prose. It’s not just an account for those fascinated by Nazi times: it’s for everybody! A great example of the power of well-rendered nonfiction.

I feel gross rating a Nazi book with strollers, but that’s what I’ve set myself up to do.

5 Strollers! Roll right out to your local bookseller and pick this one up!


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